Shithead
BORN BROKE. STAYED COOKED.

SHITHEAD

The Lore Buy Now
Shithead Rolling
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  • SHIT HAPPENS

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  • BUY THE DIP

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  • TO THE TOILET

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  • WAGMI

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  • SHITHEAD

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  • HODL STRONG

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LEGEND OF SHITHEAD

Born from the brains of the legendary trader bizzy, Shithead once a normal trader. One leveraged long on a rug. One liquidation. The neck never recovered. Now he stares at red candles 23 hours a day, fueled only by Red Bull and copium.

$SHITHEAD is the patron saint of bad entries, late exits, and "should've taken profit." If you've ever screamed at a chart at 3am — this is your coin. You are him. He is you.

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🎮 SHITHEAD POOP HEIST 🎮

Catch as many poops as you can in 60 seconds!

HOW TO BUY

1. DOWNLOAD PHANTOM WALLET

Get the Phantom Wallet extension for Chrome or the mobile app. It's the easiest and most popular wallet for Solana memecoins.

2. BUY SOL (If you don't have any)

Purchase SOL on Binance, Coinbase, or any exchange and send it to your Phantom Wallet.

3. GO TO PUMP.FUN AND BUY $SHITHEAD

Go to pumpfun and search $Shithead by pasting the correct CA then hit the BUY.

4. HODL & ENJOY THE JOURNEY

Sit back, watch the chart, and enjoy the chaos. Remember: We hodl strong to the toilet. OHHHHH to the moon-poop we go! 🚀💩

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SHITONOMICS

1B

Token Supply

1B crushed dreams of shit

0%

TAXES

bizzy said no taxes

100%

Locked Liquidity

He can’t take this one away

100%

Community Token

We’re all Shitheads here

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  • NO JEETS • JUST SHITS

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  • BIZZY SAID LFG

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  • ROLLING TO THE TOILET

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  • OHHHHH BUT RICH

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  • NO SELLS • JUST BUYS

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  • SHITHEAD TO THE MOON

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  • PUMP HIGH TO THE TOILET

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  • BUT MAKE IT SHIT

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  • OHHHHH TO THE MOON-POOP

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  • NO DRAMA • YES VIBES

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  • SHITHEADS HODL GANG

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  • TOILET DENIED • GAINS APPROVED

LIVE PRICE CHART

ROAD MAP

Phase #01

THE GREAT START
  • Launch on Solana
  • Transfer creator rewards to bizzy
  • Flood X with Shithead memes
  • Community raids begin

Phase #02

POOPING FORWARD
  • Viral X memes go crazy
  • “Shithead” merch drops
  • Community takes full control
  • First big pumps begin

Phase #03

THE SHITTY TOILET HEIST
  • Massive community growth
  • Shithead finally goes super viral
  • bizzy has no choice but to say LFG
  • First 100 million dollar market cap

Phase #04

SHITHEAD TO POOPHALLA
  • Moon mission achieved
  • Lambo for every holder
  • bizzy hosts yacht party
  • Shitheads become legends
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  • NO JEETS • JUST SHITS

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  • BIZZY SAID LFG

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  • ROLLING TO THE TOILET

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  • OHHHHH BUT RICH

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  • NO SELLS • JUST BUYS

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  • SHITHEAD TO THE MOON

FAQ

The official memecoin for every degen who bought the top, sold the bottom, and still has hopium. Born broke. Stayed cooked. We don't have utility — we have trauma.

No rug. LP burned, 0/0 tax. The only thing getting rugged here is your portfolio from bad trades.

Get Phantom Wallet → Fund with SOL → Go to Jupiter (jup.ag) → Paste the CA and ape in. Set slippage 2-5%. Welcome to the family — we suffer together.

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Always double-check before swapping. Don't send your SOL to the wrong shithead.

No financial advice. But if you've survived countless rugs and still ape in, anything is possible. We buy the dip and pray to the chart gods.

0% / 0%. We already paid enough in emotional damage from bad trades.

Because that's you at 3am staring at red candles. Neck destroyed. Portfolio cooked. Still holding. Still coping. You are him. He is you.

Lmao. Go touch grass and buy the next dip like a real shithead.

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY

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Made with love by $Shithead team. NFA. DYOR.

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